What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?